First off, the concept is pretty simple, it’s a monkey sex doll that flings poop… you know, like when you run away from a monkey in the zoo and they throw their little turds at you. That’s kind of what this sex doll does. It’s made from a vinyl or silicone material with anatomically correct features and squishy skin. And when you get aroused, it literally flings turds at you… I guess for added excitement…
When I first heard about it, I was a bit unnerved. However, my curiosity quickly overcame my fear. On further investigation, I soon found out that the sex doll is actually a representation of a monkey in heat. The flinging poop is supposed to be like monkey mating behaviour. So, it’s actually meant to be amusing and provide a safe way for people to explore their fantasies without judgment or fear.
Still, it seems a bit bizarre and outrageous to me. Although, I do understand why some people might need this or be drawn to this kind of sexual experience. Especially in the area of BDSM, this can be a way to explore domination, submission and power play in a fun and creative way. Plus, it can add another level of excitement and intensity to bedroom theatrics.
Having said that, I’m not sure if I’d personally ever want to experience this. It just seems a bit… weird. I can appreciate why some people may get off on it, but it’s certainly not for me. I guess there is a certain kind of thrill that some people crave, but for me it’s not something I could ever get into. Plus, it just sounds like a lot of mess and poor dildos hygiene.
I mean, I get that sex is supposed to be fun and playful, but this is just a little too much… even for me. But hey, that’s just my opinion and I totally respect anyone who’s into it. To each their own, right?
It looks like there are quite a few companies that produce these dolls, so it’s fair to say they have a niche market. And obviously, like any other sex toy, there are pros and cons. On the pros side, it’s a safe way to explore fantasies and it can provide intimacy without fear of judgment. On the flip side, it could be seen as a bit too outrageous or strange for some people.
At the end of the day, it’s really up to you to decide if turd flinging monkey sex dolls are right for you. So, if you’re someone who’s into exploring their kinks in more, erm, creative ways, then this could be just the thing for you. However, if you’re more into traditional bedroom theatrics, then maybe this isn’t the best option. Either way, it’s always best to get educated about all the elements of a sex toy, including safety, before engaging in any kind of kinky play.