did marvel make avengers dildos

WOW Male Masturbator Vibrating Sleeve INSANE Realistic Feel Pocket Pussy Stroker | eBayI couldn’t believe it when I heard that Marvel had made Avengers dildos. I mean, really, who would’ve thought? It’s crazy! Somehow, though, it seems to fit perfectly with the way Marvel has been going lately. It just seems to make sense in some strange way.

I’ll tell you what my first thought was – why? Who in their right mind would ever buy something like that? It seems more suited for a gag gift than something you’d want to purchase for yourself. So then, why did Marvel make them? I think the answer lies in how popular the Avengers franchise has become.

It’s no secret that the Avengers movies have had an enormous impact on the world. People have become obsessed with the characters, and they love to show off their fandom in any way they can. And what better way to do that than by purchasing a toy that looks like an Avenger?

Plus, it seems like Marvel is really targeting a particular demographic – young, vibrators female fans that find the idea of a sex toy themed around the Avengers interesting. I mean, let’s face it – who else would be buying these dildos? It’s definitely not your average middle-aged man.

Of course, this could be a good way for Marvel to make some more money. After all, the superhero genre is extremely profitable. And if these dildos are selling, they’re generating a solid profit for the company. So I can’t fault Marvel for making them.

At the end of the day, they’re just trying to keep up with the changing times, and while it might be controversial, you have to admit that it’s kind of a genius move. Plus, it’s not like they’re promoting sexoism or anything – they’re simply giving their fans what they want: a fun way to show off their love for the Avengers.

There’s no doubt that people will have different opinions about this. But to each their own – if you like the idea of having an Avengers dildo, go for it. It’s just a fun way to show your love for the franchise.

Despite the obvious visual metaphor, however, these dildo designs would be even more effective if they incorporated some of the actual powers of certain Avengers. Imagine having an Iron Man dildo that shoots tiny sparks out of the tip, or a The Hulk device that vibrates so hard it looks like it’s about to burst! Now those would be something special.

At the same time, however, the idea of having a Captain America dildo with a shield stitched to the side of it just seems a little too much to me. Just like with any other product, there’s a certain limit to physicality when it comes to these kinds of items.

Regardless of these concerns, I think it’s pretty cool that Marvel is embracing their fans in this way, and that they’re willing to take risks to keep up with the ever-changing demand for their product. What do you think? Would you buy something like this, or do you think it’s too over the top for your liking?